Britain: Excuse Me

Netherlands: Excuseer me

Mexico: Perdon

Italy: Permesso

France: Pardon

Canada: Sorry

America: Get the fuck out of my way douchedick

Australia: Move cunt or I'll run you down with my kangaroo


i always say i wanna get abducted by aliens but the second i hear some freaky shit outside my window i get the fuck outta my room im so fake

(via stand)